DSoD Documentary?!

Yes, the rumors are true: someone is making a DSoD documentary!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/philipbswift/the-dark-side-of-disney-a-documentary-film

If you haven’t already heard about it, here’s the scoop: Philip Swift made an amazing film about Celebration, FL called “The Bubble”. I loved the film, he loved my books, and we struck up a friendship. So, when Philip came to me with the idea of a DSoD documentary, I was both excited, because I knew he’d do an amazing job with it, and reluctant, because I knew there was a good chance he’d get banned, and I wouldn’t wish that on anybody. I’m also totally out of that game, and wasn’t particularly thrilled with the idea of another resurgence of negative press and the subsequent backlash from Pixie Dusters (not to mention Disney Security, Disney Legal, certain people at D23, certain Imagineers, and all of the other people at Disney who already really hate me).

But, after a lot of thought, I decided to give Philip the go-ahead for the film. I have NO financial stake in it, and I absolutely do not condone any backstage shenanigans or illegal activities that he and his crew might engage in. But, I’m VERY interested in seeing how the whole project turns out. I truly believe that Philip is the real deal, and that he’ll handle the subject matter professionally and will treat the parks, Guests, and CMs with the respect they deserve.

Given what I’ve seen so far, it looks like my instincts were correct: this thing is going to be totally fucking awesome. Check out the vids he’s already posted on the Kickstarter page! They’re incredible!!!

Anyway, bottom line is that this movie isn’t going to get made unless he can raise the money he needs via Kickstarter. And with only 10 days to go, he’s getting down to crunch time. So if you want to see a DSoD documentary made by an actual, real, professional filmmaker, please back the project!

-Leonard

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HABST and the DISNEY SABOTEURS is out!!!

Darknet drugs. Sex and seduction. Disney’s destruction. Just another day for… HABST and the DISNEY SABOTEURS!

Meet Reginald “Habst” Habstermeister: burnout, urban explorer, and loveable loser.

Leeching off his oversexed underage girlfriend, and living the life of luxury in her wealthy mother’s mansion, he doesn’t have a care in the world.

But when Habst unwittingly becomes the prime suspect in the sabotage of Walt Disney World’s most hated attractions, he has no choice but to enter a seedy web of Darknet intrigue in order to clear his name.

One part comedy, one part mystery, and one part sci-fi futurism, Habst and the Disney Saboteurs is Kinsey’s most ambitious and exciting book yet.

Out now!

Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/Habst-Disney-Saboteurs-Leonard-Kinsey-ebook/dp/B00JYJVQSS
Paperback: http://www.amazon.com/Habst-Disney-Saboteurs-Leonard-Kinsey/dp/0991007921

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Non-Bamboo Forest Awesomeness!

Wanted to let everyone know about some non-Bamboo Forest projects I’ve really enjoyed recently!

First up is Styrofoam Throne, by David Bone, which is, as of this writing, free on Kindle! This is a coming of age type of book about a young, kinda awkward guy who lands a coveted job at Castle Dunes, a haunted house on a California boardwalk. He ends up drinking excessively, doing a lot of drugs, meeting a hot girl, getting into fights, and other such shenanigans. It’s definitely R-Rated! Reminded me a bit of Adventureland, but funnier and less angsty. It also helps that David is an excellent writer, and the book is well-edited and professionally laid-out. Highly recommended read!

http://www.amazon.com/Styrofoam-Throne-David-Bone-ebook/dp/B00FW0UT0E

Next up is Communicore Weekly: The Musical. I guess this is sorta connected to Bamboo Forest since Jeff co-wrote the songs, but honestly, if it sucked, I would have made fun of him mercilessly until he cried like a little girl. But, fortunately, it doesn’t suck. At all. In fact, it’s pretty amazing. The musical numbers alternate with spoken-word/story tracks, and while the story tracks were interesting the first few listens, I eventually ended up removing them from the playlist because I just wanted to listen to the incredibly catchy songs! The melodies, production, and musicianship are top-notch, and the lyrics are fun and clever. For example, “I grew up wearing mouse ears. They helped me through some hard years. My head keeps getting bigger, but the same pair always fits.” Love it. Lots of DisNerd jokes and a bunch of riffing on Eisner are also included, as are some killer guitar solos. The whole thing reminds me a lot of something Flight of the Conchords or Tenacious D would do if someone asked them to write a musical about how Jeff and George saved the world from Evil Eisner.

Only $2.99 on Amazon! http://www.amazon.com/Communicore-Weekly-Musical/dp/B00HXYNISC

And last but not least is Ward Dizzley’s 100% True Life Action Adventure Comics Digest, Issue #1, by Dave Ensign, aka Hoot from MesaVerdeTimes.blogspot.com. Full disclosure: I’m excited to say that Bamboo Forest will be publishing Issue #2 of this comic! However, we had nothing to do with Issue #1 – it was all Dave’s doing.

I always knew Dave was a talented artist, but I didn’t realize that he might be an actual genius-level artist! This comic absolutely blew me away. It’s funny, it deals with a whole bunch of DSoD-esque material, and it is presented and drawn to look exactly like the old Walt Disney Comics Digests from the 60s and 70s, all the way down to the age spots and yellowed paper. But you don’t have to be a comic book geek to appreciate the hilarious stories told here, or the pro-level artwork. I can easily say that any fan of DSoD or Mesa Verde Times will get a real kick out of the decidedly adult adventures that Hoot and Co get into in this comic.

Print edition is $8 + shipping from http://www.warddizzley.com/  and eBook is $6 at http://www.amazon.com/Dizzleys-Action-Adventure-Comics-Digest-ebook/dp/B00H07NV98

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Finally, DSoD shirts!

People have been asking for years for DSoD shirts, and it just seemed like I never got around to it. But I finally got a bug up my ass, knocked out some kick-ass designs, and setup a shop on RedBubble just in time for Christmas!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/bambooforest/shop

Four different designs on high-quality American Apparel shirts. You can choose color, size, and whether you want a regular t-shirt, a girl-cut shirt, or a hoodie!

If you buy one and wear it to the parks, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me a picture!!!

Cheers!
Leonard

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The Death of the Blog :(

You might have realized that my posts here have ground to a halt. For better or worse, this blog has been dying a slow, creaking death for a while now. Unfortunately, with all of the publishing, writing, traveling, and video work I’m doing, I don’t seem to have enough time to sit down for an hour or so every few days and write up a long post about stuff. I find it much easier to do lots of micro-posts on Facebook and Twitter – perhaps things that don’t deserve a full blog article, but which are important or interesting nonetheless. Also, instead of writing about my adventures, I’ve been trying my best to just film all of them and post them on YouTube!

So, sadly, there likely won’t be many more updates to this page. But you can keep up with all I’m doing at the following links:

https://www.facebook.com/DarkSideofDisney (book page – anything that used to go on this site will now go here)

https://www.facebook.com/leonard.kinsey.3 (personal page – in case you’re wondering what I’m up to)

https://twitter.com/DarkSideDisney (mostly I just rant here)

http://www.youtube.com/user/DarkSideDisney (all of my videos go here – please subscribe!)

Thanks for sticking with me these past two years, and thanks a ton for continuing to support me and all of my projects. This blog is really what got DSoD off the ground, and I’m extremely grateful to all of the early-adopters who came here and made me feel like I wasn’t a complete lunatic for being obsessed with The Dark Side of Disney.

Cheers!
Leonard

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Amsterdam and Doper Posters

Lots going on with the DSoD crew these days! Here’s a bit of what we’ve been up to:

True to my New Year’s resolution, Pentakis and I went on a trip that didn’t involve anything having to do with Disney, although it certainly did involve the “Dark Side”…. We went to Amsterdam! It was honestly one of the best vacations I’ve ever been on. We did it in style, flying Business Class and staying in a nice hotel, since Pentakis had never been oversees and I wanted her to have a good first impression of International traveling. We also did a day-trip to Paris via the high-speed rail, and both came to the conclusion that the EPCOT version of the city was nicer than the real thing. In addition, we took a day-trip to the Efteling theme park, as well as a Windmill park outside of the city. And, of course, we saw a sex show at Casa Rosso, smoked lots of (legal) bud, and drank lots of genevers.

Here are some of the videos from the trip (more to come!):

I honestly think that if EPCOT ever opens another World Showcase pavilion, it should be a Dutch one. The Weenie could be a big windmill that’s the entrance to a canal boat ride, there could be an hourly clog-making demonstration, and there could be lots of cheese and genever tastings. And you know, there’s already an entire Dutch section in it’s a small world, so obviously Walt agreed that The Netherlands are awesome. Get on it, Disney!

And in a weird sort of synergistic timing, after coming back from Amsterdam, Bamboo Forest teamed up with Rolly Crump to release signed, limited edition prints of his infamously hilarious Doper Posters!

These are 11″x14″ prints of the four original posters, professionally scanned at 4K DPI directly from Rolly’s slides, and printed on thick 100# Cover Matte Card paper. Each poster has been hand-signed by Rolly at the bottom. They were displayed in the Disney Studios Library in 1954, and were seen (and enjoyed) by Walt Disney himself. Rolly tells it like this in his autobiography, It’s Kind of a Cute Story:

I got a call from the librarian one day and she said, “Walt came in and saw your exhibit today.”

“Oh, Jesus,” I said. “Did he say anything?”

“Well, he walked down the hallway…”

I started to panic a little bit now. I wasn’t sure how Walt would react to those posters!

“…did he see my doper posters?”

“Oh yes!” she said. “In fact, he laughed!”

“He laughed?” I was so happy to hear that.

That just shows you how the Old Man accepted anything. He wasn’t critical about anything you did, as long as you were doing your best.

The bottom line was, 5 years later, Walt remembered my exhibit when they were looking for more people to work at WED.

Of particular significance is the Marijuana poster, which features the politically incorrect “wetbacks” saying. Rolly has since revised the poster (the revised version is also for sale separately), but we felt this original version was of historical significance, because it is the version Walt saw and enjoyed. However, per Rolly’s instructions, this is the only time this version will ever be printed, so it is truly a rare limited edition!

Also available is a print of Rolly’s “Oars for Rent” painting, which was purchased by Sharon Disney (Walt’s daughter) in the 60s!

Okay, that’s it for now. Plenty more videos coming soon, as well as some awesome announcements about future Bamboo Forest releases. So keep checking back, and be sure to follow me on Facebook and Twitter, which I tend to update a lot more regularly than this blog!

-Leonard

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Long Time No Blog!

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been a piss-poor blogger as of late. And while a lot of my absence had to do with an insane amount of admittedly awesome stuff going on, part of it also had to do with some crappy stuff that happened which I felt people were waiting for me to comment on…. But fuck that. I’ll write what I want, bitches!

First of all, the Disneyland Resort is amazing, and it makes WDW looks like a big pile of shit in comparison. There were so many little things that I didn’t realize I missed or that were lacking in WDW until I saw them in DL. But now that the veil has been lifted, I can’t look at my home parks the same way again. Here’s hoping George Kalogridis can turn things around down in Florida. He has a big job ahead of him. In the meantime, all of my trips to Florida will be solely devoted to hanging with friends and going to the Universal parks. WDW isn’t getting any more of my money for the foreseeable future.

So, without further adieu, here are some videos from my Disneyland trip. I think they speak for themselves….



Up next, three excellent reviews of Our Kingdom of Dust! Even though the book has been out for nearly a year now, it still finds new readers, and for that I’m really grateful. I’m very proud of this book, and it’s always cool to hear from people who enjoyed it.

Food, Fitness, Fantasy says “…there are a lot of expansive, dark themes — pain, violence and emptiness. Walt Disney World isn’t simply the setting, it’s a catalyst, practically a character.” Read the rest of Katherine’s review of OKoD and DSoD here!

Between Disney, longtime supporters of Bamboo Forest Publishing, also did a big write-up: “For a first fictional offering, I really have to applaud Kinsey. In the first ten pages he hooked me as a reader, in a genre I would typically never read.” Check out the rest here!

Finally, Mighty Men of Mouse recorded an entire podcast just about OKoD. They really enjoyed it and had a lot of very insightful and interesting thoughts and comments. Listen to the whole episode here!

Okay, that’s about it for now. As usual, if you run a podcast or website and ever need someone to talk about Disney, indie publishing, booze, guitar playing, or whatever, I’m always up for interviews. Also, a heads-up: Pentakis and I will be in Amsterdam at the end of March, with a brief day-trip to Paris. If you’re in the area and want to hang out, please shoot me an email via the Contact Page!

P.S. Visit Ron Schneider’s new site, Theme Park University! The site just started, but there’s already some fascinating content on there. If you have any interest in Themed Entertainment, or enjoyed Ron’s book, you’re going to love this site!

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Charity Auction Results and “It’s Kind of a Cute Story” Pre-sales!

Well, the Kinsey Glasses auction to benefit Give Kids the World was a smashing success! The glasses went for $212.50 to a lucky bidder (who happens to be a big DSoD fan), which means that after my dollar-for-dollar match, Give Kids the World received $425 altogether!

I threw in a bit extra for the match to cover the PayPal fees

I’ll definitely be doing this again in the future. Would anyone be interested in bidding on the silver mask and glasses, or the Anarchy Mouse Ears from the DSoD cover?

In other news, one of the main reasons why I’ve been a bit quiet lately is because I’ve been hard at work on Bamboo Forest Publishing’s newest release: It’s Kind of a Cute Story, by former Imagineer and Disney Legend Rolly Crump, and Communicore Weekly’s Jeff Heimbuch.

This book is unlike anything Bamboo Forest has released – it’s a full-color, 8.5×11, 192-page coffee-table book, with over 200 pictures illustrating the fascinating, hilarious, and often PG-13-rated story of Rolly’s life. We’re making it available in three editions, the nicest of which is the limited edition signed and numbered hardback. This thing looks gorgeous inside and out, and is well worth every cent of the $59.95 price. Since only 500 copies will ever be printed, I guarantee that this will become a collector’s item, and will likely appreciate in price as the years go on. It’s Kind of a Cute Story will also be available as a paperback with slightly thinner paper (but still full color!), and an eBook available exclusively from Amazon. I gotta say, though, if you’re only buying the e-book, you’re really missing out on the gorgeous layout painstakingly created by Amy Inouye of Future Studio Design, who also did the equally lovely Knotts Preserved, which is a favorite of Rolly’s.

Release date is Tuesday, 11/20/2012, but we are taking pre-orders for the hardback at the Bamboo Forest store. They’re actually selling much faster than expected, so if you’re planning on getting this as a Christmas present for yourself or a loved one, don’t delay or you might miss out!

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Auctioning off my Kinsey Glasses for Give Kids the World!

I’m thrilled to announce that I’m auctioning off my infamous Kinsey Groucho glasses for charity! This is the disguise I wore in many of my videos and at public appearances. Now that I’ve retired from backstage exploration and don’t need them anymore, I’ve decided to auction off the glasses and donate 100% of the winning bid to Give Kids the World, a charity that treats terminally-ill children and their families to weeklong, cost-free Central Florida vacations. Not only that, but I’ll match the final bid, up to $1000! So if this auction ends at $500, I’ll personally donate an additional $500. If it ends at $1000, I’ll donate $2000 in total!

Even if you don’t have the money to bid on this, please spread the word. The auction ends at 11AM EST on 11/9/2012 and can be found at http://r.ebay.com/iNzCpX. For more info on Give Kids the World, visit http://www.gktw.org.

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Monorail Bar Crawl Video and New Store!

I wanted to let everyone know that Bamboo Forest Publishing has a new storefront. It makes for a much nicer shopping experience, and definitely looks more professional. But, even better, it’s the only place where you can buy signed copies of the hardback version of Ron Schneider’s From Dreamer to Dreamfinder! They make excellent holiday gifts, so head on over to the store and pick up a few for your theme-park-loving friends and family!

Also, here’s a video I posted last week of a crazy Monorail Bar Crawl we did over the EPCOT 30th trip. All of your internet podcasting favorites were in attendance, including members of the WDW Fan Boys, WDW Kingdomcast, Communicore Weekly, WDW DIS-Cussion, and The Wakefield Report!

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